If you don’t want spoilers, don’t read. I would say if you want warning, go ahead and read, but even the worst review in the world is not going to keep a Whovian from an episode, much less a regeneration episode.
And it’s not the worst review I could give…
I had more than a little trepidation about the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary episode, Day of the Doctor. I feared showrunner Steven Moffat would be overly interested in convoluted “cleverness” and good story writing would suffer.
And then I saw Night of the Doctor, which was absolutely brilliant. That gave me real hope.
And then I saw Day of the Doctor, and I was thrilled with it. Well written, entertaining, containing just enough of the silly bits that always come with reunion stories, and smart. This is the stuff that originally put Moffat on everyone’s radar.
So, now I’ve finished Time of the Doctor, and I have a few questions:
- What happened to the Weeping Angels? Did they just get bored with their whole mission on Trenzalore and sod off?
- Why were the Angels laying in the snow in the first place (besides creating what Moffat undoubtedly thought was a cool scene)?
- When the Doctor manages to translate the message broadcasting from the rift, why was it a requirement that the translation be broadcast as well? (I do desperately want to give them props for bringing up the Gallifreyan disk that the Doctor received in the Five Doctors thirty years ago, but they made it a plot point without understandable reference for anyone who has not seen that episode. They used to make such lovely references without confusing the newbies.)
- Since the Time Lords were inquiring of the Doctor whether it was safe for them to re-emerge, which seems remarkably mature of them, why did they do it with a message broadcast across the entire universe that inspired fear in all who heard it even though no one could decipher it?
- how did the Doctor fight off invaders of Trenzalore for 300+ years. The Doctor fights his adversaries at distinct moments in time. I’m having a lot of trouble envisioning him keeping back continual invasions. I don’t need a play-by-play, but I do need something more than the-Doctor-is-very-clever.
- Why the hell did the prophecy include the “fall of the eleventh” if this Doctor is really number 13? I’d be prepared to accept “well, no one knows about the two extra incarnations” except the Daleks know the Doctor is on his thirteenth incarnation. If your prophet is even less informed than a Dalek, get a better prophet.
The Church of the Papal Mainframe / Silence
This entire plot-line, which has dominated Smith’s time as the Doctor, has only been increasingly frustrating. As it has gotten more and more complicated, it has made less and less sense. And this episode just encourages that tendency.
When this plot started, the Time Lords were removed from space and time. The plot happening now simply could not have happened. The Doctor radically changed time, including his own time-stream, in Day of the Doctor. So how can the Church have been acting against this moment all this time? Now, you could argue that the change to the time-stream changed the purpose of the Church, but that’s a rather sloppy approach to plot writing. It also implies this plot was totally unconsidered when the Silence plot was started, which I believe 100%, but you shouldn’t advertise that quite so loudly.
So this unlikely broadcast goes out, and the Church is luckily one of the first on the scene, and somehow they figure out it’s the Time Lords. How? Because there are bits of the Gallifreyan language in the broadcast. Does me throwing a couple words of French into my sentences make me French? And is me being French even a reasonable consideration when the entire universe believes France to be removed from time and space? That point (about Time Lords, not the French) was underscored several times in earlier episodes.
And so, knowing this, the Church went after the Doctor time and again (in the last couple seasons), to keep from answering The First Question, which is:
“…the oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight”. It was the organising principle for the religious movement known as the Silence, who believed that “silence will/must fall when the Question is asked”. Accordingly, they called themselves the “Academy of the Question”.
More specifically, the Silence believed that “…on the Fields of Trenzalore, at the fall of the Eleventh, when no living creature can speak falsely or fail to answer, a question will be asked — a question that must never ever be answered: “Doctor who?” (Tardis Data Core)
I’m going to ignore how the Church could have concluded the answer to “Doctor who?” would convince hiding Time Lords it was safe to come out. I’m also going to ignore why this would be “the oldest question in the universe.”
No, lets stick with what the Church has done so far to keep the Question from being answered. It didn’t merely try to kill the Doctor. It kidnapped one of his companions, stole her baby, and trained it to be an assassin programmed to kill the Doctor against her will.
Couldn’t it have at least tried just asking the Doctor to not answer the question? Which, incidentally, he never does because he agrees that the emergence of the Time Lords at this time would lead to another great war.
The Time of the Doctor presents the third worst regeneration scene ever, following:
- Matt Smith regenerating from David Tennant after Tennant gets a regeneration vacation allowing him to visit all his friends before suffering what is normally an instantaneous process.
- The absolute worst, Sylvester McCoy regenerating from Sylvester McCoy wearing a Colin Baker wig.
First, the fact that his regenerations are all used up is nonsense. OK, we’ve added John Hurt’s incarnation. Totally legit, but counting Tennant twice is just silly, particularly since Steven Moffat originally said that was totally not going to count.
Second, regenerations coming out of the sky was an almost literal deux ex machina. Lots of people have suggested the regeneration problem would be fixed by the Time Lords giving the Doctor a new set of regenerations the same way they did for the Master during the Time War. But the Time Lords aren’t really around at the moment, so they have to stick a hand out of a crack in the universe.
They were so smart in the way the brought back the Master in Utopia. I was really hoping for something similarly well thought out here.
Really, Moffat? You wanted so desperately to address this issue now (rather than at the end of Peter Capaldi’s run), and that’s what you did with it? 15 seconds of Clara begging, a crack in the sky, regeneration pixie dust, and Time Lords take their ball and go home?
And if Time Lords can do this, why don’t they do it all the time?
They’ve horribly aged the Doctor by this point, so we get a few final moments with Matt Smith out of his aging make up (in case we forgot what he looked like, I suppose). And then he vanishes off-screen, and Capaldi stumbles into the shot.
Are you kidding me? Is this like a classic Jekyll and Hyde film where one actor falls behind a desk and the other stands up? Doctor Who wasn’t even doing regenerations like that in the 1960s.
And then his moment with imaginary Amy. Why-oh-why does the Doctor continue to fixate on his female companions, other than creepiness? The Doctor had another long-running companion, but Rory’s nowhere to be seen. But, no, it’s only Amy, and the Doctor looks at her as if she was a long-lost girlfriend.
Peter Capaldi is 55. I really hope the romantic angle gets nixed this time around, particularly if it’s with yet another 20-year-old.
The Time Lords
I do actually applaud them for not yet bringing back the Time Lords. When the possibility was introduced in Day of the Doctor, I looked forward to it perhaps being an overarching plot-line for next season. I really did not want them to pop it out in the middle of a single episode that was already dedicated to so many other things.